بزرگترين ارشيو جك و اس ام اس ايران

بزرگترين ارشيو جك و اس ام اس ايران



Midooni chera dokhtara ba mize arayeshmigan mize tooalet???.....Chon mishinan roosh va mirinan be ghiyafashoon
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------dastam khaste shodan,paham taval zadan,az kamar oftadam,aslan joon nadaram,daram
mimiram,age mishe az ANDY bepors khoshgela ta key bayad beraghsan
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lore baradaresh mimire o zanesho migire.shabe arosi zane kheili faryad
mizane.migan mage dokhtar bud?Na on sorakh berarem bi,ye solakh si khom va
kerdem
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Be ye mashadi migan ba se ta medad ye jomle besaz. mige:mo ye doost dokhtar
dashtom ay medad ay medad ay medad
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------To behtarin dalile del baraye budanam shodi,nabudi az tanam joda ke pareye tanam
shodi
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Be torke migan degargooni yaeni chi? migeh yaeni inke in gooni na, yek gooniye
digeh

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asal.........jigar........nafas........mah...

......setare........darya........khorshid....

......shikar........namak.........shirini....

......hooloo.........tala........noghre......

...mes...........rooy.........ahan
pare.........shir alat..........lavazeme
manzel........dampaee pare..........navare
dare yakhchal...........noone
khoshk........kharidarim...!




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ye nasihat : movazeb khodet bash,
ye khahesh :aslan avaz nasho,
ye arezo: aslan faramosham nakon,
ye dorogh:doset nadaram,
ye haghighat : delam barat tang shode...

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age mikhay bedoni kasi doset dare to cheshash negah kon age negahet kard
doset dare ,age saresho andakht paeen asheghete age khandid bahso avaz kard
dostet nadare!!!
-----------------------vaghti mohato shoneh mikoni har chand ta rikht to mano dost dari har chand ta

ke narikht man to ro dost daram nagi ke KACHALI!!!
----------------------age didi ye zanbor mikhad beshine roye saret natars akhe man adress
ghashang tarin goole donyaro besh dadam !!!
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GOD gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 eyes to see ,2 ear to hear ,2 hand to hold
BUT he gave u 1 HEART , Why?... because he wants u to find another ONE...
---------------------sanjaghak be khers goft:DOSET DARAM,khers goft:alan khabam miyad badan
sohbat mikonim,
khers be khabe zemestani raft ghafel az inke omre sanjaghak faghat 3roze
------------------------matne name president iran be andi?

...Aghaye andi , man az bi edalatie shoma ranjuram, akhe chera faghad
KHOSHGELA bayad beraghsan...?!!!
----------------------navar maghziye normal:
_/_/_/_/_/_/esfehani:
_$_$_$_$_$_$_$_$_Tork:
_!_?_!_?_!_?_!_?_Lor :
______________Ghazvini:
-(.)_(.)_(.)_(.)__(.)_
------------------------BE ghazvinye migan koon chand bakhshe ? mige koon na bakhshe na ostane
koon vase khodesh DONYAIYE !!!
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-emroz roze jahanie hamdardi ba bimarane govareshie GOOZO rozet mobarak
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-kojaei?neshasti on bala be tanhaei khodet hal mikoni ma ro tahvil nemeigiri

,elehi ghorbonet beream bi zahmat 2ta nargil bendaz paein
----------------------foooooot foooooooooot foooooooooooooot foooooooooooooooot (mozahemate smsi)
-------------------kotobe dabestan az sale dige mahali mishavad,tehran:baba ba 206 amad,ghom:
baba ba tasbih amad,tabriz:baba ba barbari amad,rasht:an mard raft baba amad
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-midoni age cheshmaye khar mesle cheshmaye gorbe to shab bargh
mizad chi mishod?ardebil shaba mishod LAS VEGAS
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baba nazar bedin nemidonam chera mitarsin benvisin nazaratetono.

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1.moalem:pesaram 5+5 chand mishe?-Agha...
... ... 11!-Ahmagh dasteto az jibe shalvaret darar!
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2-roye to hesabe digei mikardam,narahat nasho vali taze fahmidam hame rast migan ke to ye adame 2roui hasti,ye rot mahe ye rot gol yeki az yeki ghashangtar for u!
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3-torke mire antalia.miporsan chetor bod?mige ghadima lebase khanoma 2tike bood alan 3tike shode. migan chejori?mige:kolah,eynak,dampayi.
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4-khanom moalem pedare shagerdesho mikhad o mige:bachat too daftaresh neveshte:man koon ra dost daram. pedare mige:bachast dige k.. nadide!!
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5- 3chiz mardo khoshhal mikoneh:1-didane zane lokht.2-kardane kose moft.3-dashtane kire koloft.
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2khtar : mamn kir chiye? madar : age
2khtare khobi bashi bozorg shi yekish giret miyad , 2khtar : age nabasham chi?madar :kheiliiiiiii giret miaad!
________________________________________cheshamat vaghti zibast ke male ashk bashe,ashk vaghti zibast ke male eshgh
bashe,eshgh vaghti zibast ke male to bashe,to vaghti zibai ke dastet too
damaghet nabashe.
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midoni 7 ta sorakho chetori mikonan to ye sorakh?
:
:nemidoni?
:
:ye kam fekr kon...
:
:ye FOOLOOT bokon too koonet
_________________________________________dokhtare torke aroosi mikone,hamoon shab farar mikone,miad khone.babash mige
chete?mige baba arousi film bood mikhan mano bokonan!
__________________________________________kosi didam dar aghoshash dudul ast,ze kutah bodane tulashmale u ast,begoftam
gham chera ghotrash ke khub ast, begofta vel kon baba keifash be tul ast.
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3 daste layeghe kir hastand :
1:dokhtare farari
2:biveye sigari
3:ferestandeye sms tekrari...
________________________________________torke be zane khareji : i love you.zane khareji : i love you too
torke : i love you three.zan : what?torke : wat bi wat,kiram la pat ,madar madar ghahveh,ba man kal kal mikoni??!!
_________________________________________kir=kar
Mard=saheb kar
Zan= bikar
Arab=kardorost
Jende=Karshenas
Pirezan=azKaroftade
kos=Kargah
jagh=Kardasti
Kandom=Sarekari
Kirgonde=Shahkar
yokhm=Payanekar
To=sare kar
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Khosh hal mishy
Age:B
O
K
O
Shamet.Khosh hal shodi.Fekr kardy mikham
B
O
K
Horamet!Kosh haltar bash chon
Mikham
B
O
K
O
N
A
M
E
T
______________________________________Torke az Tehran Barmigaste mige: Fesad dar thran Bidad mikone, Miporsan:chera?Mige: Marda korset Zana ro nesf kardan Gozashtan jeloy Dahaneshoon
__________________________________Niazmandiha: be Yek dokhtare Rashti ba Heykale mashdi Va sineh mashki Ba kose
pashmi Va shorte Yashmi jahate Taamire kir nashti Niazmandim.
______________________________________Torke be Sheytoon mige: Chanta kos gool Bezan baram Biar, Sheytoon mige:man
Badegi khodaro nakardam, Koskashi to ro Bokonam
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4 shart asheghi :
Dast to dast.In to dast.Dast to on.In to oon
______________________________________Zan period: Jade laghzande ast
Zane jende: Oboure kamioon azad.Zane hamele: Ehtemale soghote bahman.Zane rashti: Azadrah.Zane50 sale: Jade dar dast Tamir
_______________________________________Ye roz mimiri,be Khak seporde mishi, Baad ye alaf mishi Va ye gav toro Mikhore
va toro Mirine va ye goh mishi, Man beto negah mikonam Va migam hich avaz
nashodi
_______________________________________Begiresh to dast Baad saresho biyar jeloye Soorakh aroom bebaresh Dakhel Aroom
agab jelosh kon Ke pardash pare nashe Ajab hale mide in GOOSH PAK KON
_______________________________________Shabe sher:Doodool gofta be kos dardam Dava kon. Be ruye man Benshen ba man safa kon
Begofta in chenin kos dar javabash. Ke man peryodam shodam ba koon Safa kon
_______________________________________Basane dokhtarha Hengam vorud Be daneshgah: (_._)Moddate tahsil: (_o_)Payane tahsil: (_0_)
_______________________________________Boro paeen!
.Paeentar!
Chera vaysadi?Baba boro
Paeentar!
.Ye zarre dige
.Khoobe
Haminjas, suck
Bezan
_______________________________________Ostade sar kelas tashrih pezeshky dashte Kos o mikeshide daneshjo mizane zir
khande Ostade mige kos nadidi. Mige didam vali kos kesh Be in bahali nadidam
________________________________________Ghanune 10 arashmidos: agar zire ab guzidi vali hobab tolid nashe, bedun ke ridi.
________________________________________zane saadi ra porsidand shab'ha bar shoma chegoone migozarad?
goft chon foru miravad momede hayat ast va chon bar miayad mofarahe zaat
________________________________________Salam azizam bebakhsh ke chand vaghte sms nemidam akhe Az vaghti andi gofte
khoshgela bayad beraghsan, be hich karam nemiresam
_______________________________________Bebakhshid ke mozahem shodam ye soal salhast mesle khore oftade bejunam gave
hasan ke nashir dare napestun chejuri shiresho bordan hendestun !
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1 tosiye be to...age didi 2ta tokhm dari bedoon ke mardi,age didi 4 ta tokhm
dari fekr nakon ke kheili mardi,bedoon ke daran koonet mizaran!!!
________________________________________navare ghalbe normal : _/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l
esfahani : _$_$_$_$_$_$ghazvini : _o_0_0_o_O_0
tork : _!_?_!_?_!_?_!_?lor : _________________
________________________________________ye rashtiye zanesho kotak mizane , be jorme takhribe amvale omoomi migiranesh.
________________________________________be torke migan ba KORSET & DOKME ye sher bego , mige :choon ke akharin dokmeye korset baz shod , ya ali goftimo eshgh aghaz shod.
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zendegi eshgh ast ,eshgh afsaneh nist,anke eshgh ra afarid divaneh nist,
eshgh un nist ke kenarash bashi,eshgh un ast ke be yadash bashi.

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vezarat behdasht elam kard : emsal hame
miveha ro ba haste bokhorid...chon
ENERGY HASTEI HAAGH MOSALAME MAST.
---------------fargh jon ba kon? jon 3 t harf dare, vali kooon harf nadare.
---------------fargh 2khtar ba sa`at : sa`at vaghti mikhabe zede hale ,

2khtar vaghti mikhabe END hale.
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3 ta chiz bara tanasob andam mofide:1-sob ye livan shir 2-zohr ye khabe sir

3-shab ye vajab kir
---------------ghanon 13 newtun: kos mese tambre ta lis nazani nemichasbe
---------------namaz khone motadha: beshme rahim, gholfo dad be ahad, ahad dad be shamad
lam dad invar ,lam dad on var ,vel kon baba kofresh dar umad ahad.
---------------lotf mikoni ye zang bezani be mobile man gom shode , ghat nakoni ta man
peydash konam.
---------------be torke migan arezot chiye?
mige: in ke ye roz sob zodtar az kiram boland sham.
---------------az parandeh aseman porsidam:ESHGH chist?
pasokh dad:RAHAEI, az joghde shab porsidam goft: TANHAEI ,az gole sorkh
porsidam goft:nemidanam age az man beporsi khaham goft:EHSASE BEINE MANO TO
to chetor??
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age ba didane man gham to delet jon migire ! mimiram ke ta abad ghalbe to
arum begire.
---------------vaghti ye khers vase khor khor kardan ,1gorbe vase birun mondan ,1toti vase
ghassam khordan ,va 1 ruso vase chosidan dashte bashi dige niyazi be shohar
NADARI!
---------------zendegi kon va labkhand bezan, bekhatere anhay ke : ba labkhandat zendegi
mikonand ,az nafasat garmi migirand va be omide to zende hastan...
--------------lezati ke dar feragh hast dar vesal nist,chon dar feragh shoghe vesal hast
dar vesal bime feragh.
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----------------Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
----------------News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another
playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
----------------CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI
awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
----------------I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over
you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
----------------alaeme kon shenasi: (_!_)koon normal (__!__) koon chagh (!) koon laghar

(_o_)koon khob (_0_)koon goshad (_zzz_) koon khaste (_E=mc2_) koon bahoush

(_()_) koon 40 salegi mese folot bayad khodeto pare koni
ta az toosh seda dar biyad.(_x_)Kiss my arse!!
----------------Hamin alan az asemoon baham tamas gereftan va goftan ke ghashangtarin o naztarin
fereshtashoono gom kardan,amma natars lot nadadam
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khodavanda , dastanam khaliand va delam ghargh dar arezooha , ya be ghodrate
bikaranat dastanam ra tavana gardan ya delam ra az arezoohaye dast nayaftani
khali kon.
____________________________________________ey hamishegitarin aaahhhh , ey doortarin , sokhtan kare man ast negaranam
maneshin.
___________________________________________tanha zamani ke ehsas kardam kheili khoshbakhtam lahzei bood ke hich kas sedaye
faryadam ro namishenid manam ta toonestam faryad zadam!
___________________________________________agar dooram ze didarat dalile bi vafai nist , vafa anast ke ke namat ra hamishe
roye lab daram.
___________________________________________agar be donbale aramesh hastid be pishamadhaye zendegi barchasbe khob va bad
nazanid.
___________________________________________kash haghighat mimand va kash nagofteha ro migofti va mirafti ,kash ensanha yek
rang bodan va roye digar mimand baraye sekke,kash yekrangi bood va sadegi va
kash rangha mimand baraye pare shaparak kash kash...
___________________________________________parvane gahi faramoosh mikone ke gahi kerm bodeh ast
___________________________________________angah ke zarbehaye tisheye zendegi ra bar risheye arezoohayat hess mikoni , be
khater biyavar ke zibaiye shahabha az shekastane ghalbe setaregan ast.
__________________________________________koohaye azim por az cheshmeand va ghalbhaye bozorg por az ashk
___________________________________________amookhtam ke gahi owghat hamaye oon chizi ke ensan niyaz darad , dasti baraye
gereftane va ghalbi baraye dark shodan ast.
___________________________________________yek rooz resad ghami be andazeye kooh , yek rooz resad neshat be andazeye dasht
, afsaneye zendegi chenin ast : " dar sayeye koh bayad az dasht gozasht "
___________________________________________zamani ke be asmane por setare khire mishavi,dar miyabi ke tanha nisti , pas
naomidi ra be bad bespar va be asmane por setare khire sho.

1:midooni farge to ba hosei fahmide chie?ine ke on mifahme ama to hichi navafahmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
2:tof be zate kasife bi mareftet!filme emshabe sinamaheye tehran!
3:aziztarinam ino bedoon age too tamoome donya ye galb bashe ke bara khatere to shabo rooz betape......
GALBE KHODETE!!!!!!!!!!
4:migan hame chi zire baroon gashangtar mishe:gola derakhta,...........migama to ham boro zire baroon shaiad ye faraji beshe!
5:midooni farge to ba khoon chie?ine ke khoon mire too galbo bar migarde ama to miri too galbo dige bar nemigardi.

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toye ye emtahane daneshgahi in soal omade
bod:kotahtarin dastane momken ke har 3 janbeye (MAZHAB;SEX va MOAMA) ro shamel beshe
ro benevisin.jayeze be javabe zir ta'alogh gereft:khodaya , man hamele shodam.akhe kare ki mitoone bashe???!!!
__________________________________________Torke mire gavahi name paye yek begire;polise azash miporse : Larzeshe pestan az
chiye?mige:az shol bodane korsete!
___________________________________________doost dokhtare torke vasash sms mizane,mige biya ta barat sak bezanam.torke
bichare fekr mikone ye smse mamooliye,vase hame send too all mikone.
___________________________________________be Torke migan ostureye moghavemat kiye?mige morgh;migan chera?mige age tunesti 30 saneiye roo tokhmet beshini.
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1-shabahate short ba mah:har dotashoon shaba dar miyan
2-shabahate zan ba taghvim:zamani ke ghermeze ta'tile
3-shabahate mard ba mosh:har doshon donbale sorakh migardan
4-shabahate dokhtar ba piyaz:hardoshon ta bekhan lokht beshan ashke adamo dar
miyaran.
____________________________________________agar sex = energi ==>kir : nirugahe abi
kun : nirugahe gazi
kos : nirugahe hararati
khaye : nirugahe hastei
sperm : uraniume ghani shode
ezdevaj : gharardade hastei
short : natanz
talagh : khoruj az NPT
madar zan : rusiye
bache : bombe atom
dadgahe khanevade : shoraye amniyat
sighe : energiye hastei haghe mosalame mast!!!!!
___________________________________________salam.khoobi? dishab khabeto didam.ba ham savare titanic boodim. dashtim baham harf mizadim.ke yeho sedaye vahshatnaki oomad va keshti takooni shadidi khord.to part shodi tooye aab........ man davidamo hamaro khabara kardam.... najiya
oomadan va ba sakhty toro nejat dadan.vaghty be hoosh oomadi behem labkhand zadi. eshare kardy ke saramo biyaram
nazdike labat.... va vaghty man inkaro kardam aroom tooye goosham gofty:enerjiye hastei hagh mosalame mast
____________________________________________salha bood tora mi kardam;hame shab ta be sahargah doa
yad dari ke be man mi dadi;darse azadegio mehro vafa?hame kardand;chera man nakonam;vasfe rooye zibaye to ra?
____________________________________________cheshmaye to baram mesle ye darya mimoone,ejaze midi joorabamo toosh beshooram...???!!!!
____________________________________________ghanoone 10 nioton:age didi chizi bar khalafe jazebeye zamin bala mire;dasteto bezar poshte
bastaneto ba sorat az oonja door sho.
____________________________________________hosolomsorororotomchokorkonoso!
(in sms labhaye shoma ra be shekle koone morgh mikonad va arzeshe digari nadarad!)
____________________________________________rashtie doa mikone hagh be haghdar berese , sobh ke az khab pa mishe mibine hich
kodoom az bache hash nistan.!!!
_____________________________________________Azizam To Fogholadei...Hameye Karhato Be Behtarin Nahv Anjam Midi...To Harf Nadari...To Behtarini....
(Smse Talghini Baraye Mongola!!)
_____________________________________________Kodomesho tarjih midi:Ye adam ke kiret kone
Ya
Ye kir ke adamet kone
_____________________________________________har vaght delet tang shodi,ba sorakhe koonet avazesh kon.Oon vaghte ke ye koone
tang dari ba ye dele goshad.!!!
_____________________________________________Bito mahtab shabi baz az an koche gozashtam,fekr nakon yade to bodam!bikar bodam
dashtam migashtam!?
_____________________________________________khastam esmeto bezaram gol didam pajmorde mishi;bezaram khorshid goftam ghorob
mikoni;bezaram mah didam roza nemibinamet,esmeto gozashtam khaye ta hamishe
avizonam bashi.
_____________________________________________salam,sharmande bi moghe mozahem misham,mikhastam begam enerjie hastei : ishalla
mobarakesh bad(hala dast das...)
_____________________________________________midooni farghe to ba gav chiye?
: shokhi kardam baba;narahat nasho.hich farghi ba ham nadarin.
_____________________________________________emshab tavalode rostame dastan,bozrg pahlevane irane,be hamin monasebat va be
ehterame in ghahreman ,be moddate 1 daghighe gorzesh too koonet.
____________________________________________esfahaniye khonash atish migire,vase atish neshani SMS mifreste.!!!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------vaghti 1 khers vase khor khor kardan,1 gorbe
vase birun mondan,1 tuti vase
ghasame dorugh khordan va 1 rasu vase
chosidan dashte bashi dige niyazi
be shohar nadari
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2nya ro bedoone KHANOMA tasavvor konid:khiyabona khalvat,poola ezafe
bazar ha khalvat,mokhaberat var shekaste,zendegi sabztar,shytan bikar,hame miran behesht....
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10% delam tange ,20% yadetam,30% mikhamet,
40%bighararam, 50% del negarunam ,
60% havasam behete 70% divunatam 80%nokaretam
90% duset daram .....aslanam
100 % sare kar NISTI chon harchi goftam az
tahe del goftam!!!!
==================================baba kojae?

.nisti?....turisti?...amperyalisti?...komonist
i?...fashisti?...demokratisti?..khodae nakarde marzi ke nisti?..rasti TO
khode NOMREIE 20 ti...!!!
================================ye ruzi 2 ta nini pishe ham khabideh
bodan,pesare be 2khtare mige :to
2khtali ya pesali?
2khtare mige:nemidoonam!!pesare mige: khob bezar man belam bebinam
mire zire patooo o miyad,mige:DOKHTALI! dokhtare mige , E? az koja
fahmidi??pesare mige: akhe joorabat
sooratiy!!
===================================ye koon mikham gholonbe hey beanam tolonbe
sefid mese ye donbe na mesle
koone zoonbe yeki zod tar bejonbe!!!!!
============================MADAR: 2khtaram to chea hamele nemishi?dokhtar:nemidonam madar jun
HAMIIIIIIIID?
(tabligh kandooome tabarok)
=============================
8===>what is this?this is yek chiz nok tiz,saresh gerdo kami
tiz,mohash fer fere viz viz
abesh garmo kami liz behesh dast nazani
JIZZZ!!!
===========================ghanon 20 newton: kasi ke moghe ridan fekr
mikone moghe fekr kardan
mirine
=========================salam akharin mohlate khorooje afghaniya 29
ordibehesht elam shod.kheng bazi dar nayari bedone khodafezi beri!!
========================man faghat 15 ta doset daram be andaze 7ta
asemoon.7 ta darya. 1 donya.
=========================Gar che 2nya faramosh konad khatereha ra to
faramosh nakon anche miyan
mano tost...
=========================cheshmat vaghti zibast ke male ashk
bashe,ashk vaghti zibast ke male
eshgh bashe .eshgh vaghti zibast ke male to
bashe.to vaghti zibaee
ke dastet to DAMAGHET bashe!!
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changiz khan afradi ke azash boland tar
bodan
mikosht ahmadi nezhad ham
gharareafradi ke azash khoshgel taran
bekoshe,khosh behlet ke zende mimoni!!
===============================be torke migan mamaneto bishtr dos dari ya
abjitu mige: abjito!!!
===============================be majnon goftam ey daruy dardam; chera ah az
jegar ari tu har dam,begofta koOn man misozad az in , ke omram
rafto leli ra nakardam!!!
==============================shalvar to ra ze basanat dar kardam ,un basan
lokht ra kami tar kardam
in alat por maye nahadam be darat ba jigh to
man mish forotar kardam!!!
=======================torke ro dare khonash neveshte bod W.C!!miporsan in chie? mige: mokhafaf WELCOME
dige!!!
=========================ey khoday tak taki,ta kay bekhabam man taki,man taki yaram taki,pas kay bekhabim joftaki,ba ham besazim teflaki.!!
============================age to bors khasti saham bekhari ,saham shorte zanona ro nakhar...chon hamishe
mikeshe paein!!
============================age khonei 1 miss bezan, age nisti 2 ta,age
biruni 3 ta,age ba mashini 4ta
age piyadei 5 ta,age osgoli dari in sms ro
mikhoni ta farda miss bede!!!
===========================miduni fargh IRAN ba HEND chie?tu HEND gava moheman valy tu IRAN mohema
gavan..!!
==============================be rashtie migan chera turka kharan? mige: ma
y hamsaye turk darim 10 sale
natonestam halish konam ke in ke mikoni zane
mane!!!
==============================in dafe migam DOOSET daram ,vali ba khode
khodetam...
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(';')
(,),)
2 ta bous mikham
/),,/)
(';' )
(,),)yeki inja
/),,/)
( ';')
(,),)yekiam inja!
..
===============================moduni ke zane dovom mese energy hastei hast,ba inke haghe mosalame
mast vali ejaze dastyabi be uno nadarim!!
=============================ye bar Torke dashte too arusi mikhonde :mikham ke ba
buse gole labato parpar konam... baad dorost
hamoon
moghe komite mireze begiratesh taraf edame
mide :oon golaye parpareto nesare rahbar konam
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size soutiyan az nazare pesarha:
70 : too roshde

75 : too moshde
80 : beheshte
90 : doroshte
100 : baleshte
__________________________________________vaghti changiz khan be iran hamle kard dar sokhanraniye khod goft : ching kirching SMS loping ; yani : kir too lope kasi ke SMS jadid dashte bashe va baraye ma nafreste
___________________________________________soq
soq
soq
soq
soq
soq
soq...hamash male khodete !dar soorati ke gooshito barax koni!!!
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3 esme digeye doodol:
1-komando : choon az aghabo jelo hamle mikone
2-adams : choon too dahane hame micharkhe
3-gentelman : choon be ehterame khanomha boland mishe
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((((((((((BOOM))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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** ** ** ** ** ** ** sale no nist, man goozidam.!
___________________________________________elate baravarde nashodane doa dar 5shanbe shabha: inghadr paha balast ke dasta dide nemishe!
___________________________________________Divoone,Oghdei,Sar be hava,Efadei,Tarso,Damdami,Asopas,Razl,Ashghal,Mozi...shaki shodi?hala mitooni horofe bozorgo kenare ham bezari.!!!
__________________________________________migan ghazviniya har ki ro mikonan ye tare moosho yadegari nega midaran.negaranetam bad joori moohat kam shode.!
___________________________________________midooni baraye chi cheshmaye gav hamishe khomare?khob maaloome age rozi 3 bar pestoonaye toro mimalidan vali nemikardanet cheshmaye to ham khomar mishod !
__________________________________________ye kir daram tof mikone,koon mibine pof mikone.man in kiro nadashtam,vaghti koonet gozashtam yeho didam ke pof kard
badesh didam ke tof kard.
___________________________________________har vaght be chehreye to minegaram be shokh tabiye khoda pey mibaram.
___________________________________________on chiye ke mikonan to dahan,bad aghab jelosh mikonan,bad mibini dahanet por az ye chize sefid mishe?....dorost hads zadi , mesvak nist ;hamoon kire...!!!!
______________________________________________omidvaram dar sale jadid pellehaye taraghi ro yeki yeki tey bekeshi.!!!
_____________________________________________kash mitavanestam hamchoon parandeii shekaste par dar konje ghalbet ashiyaneh karde va dar anja BERINAM ! ta anfolanzaye morghi begiri nekbat !
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yavash
:ahh
:ooy
:ookh
:feshar nade dard miyad!
:tof bezan ya lizesh kon!
:ayyyyy kash ghabl az aroosimon migofti.
ay belakhare raft che angoshtare tangi booood.
__________________________________midoni be ye mile ke chanta dokhtar rush neshastan chi migan? migan ye sikh jigar.
hala bego bebinam be ye estakhr ke pore dokhtar bashe chi migan ? Rani huloo.
__________________________________vaghti niuton ye dokhtare khoshlkel did, kiresh behesh goft:ridam be jazebat ma ke darim mirim bala.
___________________________________ghanoone 4 niuton:age ye koso ba sorate noor bekoni avval bachat be donya miyad bad abet mirize...!
__________________________________ghanoone 5 niuton:age ba soraate noor dore ye derakht bedavi mitooni koone khodet bezari...!
____________________________________ghanoone 6 nioton:age ba soraate noor kalle malagh bezani oonvaghte ke mitooni soorakhe kooneto mach koni...!
_____________________________________ghanoone 7 nioton:hame ja jazebeye zamin kar nemikone, too W.C bayad zoor bezani...!
______________________________________ghanoone 8 nioton:age tokhmet bere laye dar, oonvaghte ke soaate sowt az sorate noor bishtar mishe...!
_______________________________________ghanoone 9 nioton:age ye nafaro ke 10 barabare khodet vazn dare boland koni hatman migoozi...!
________________________________________Agar in SMS ro bekhuni, "Virus" varede maghzet mishavad!Load...
10%...
50%...
90%... ERROR!maghz peyda nashod.!!!!
_________________________________________age gofti emrooz nahar chi khordam ???
:
:biya pain
:
:hanooz biya
:
:
:bazam biya pain
:
:mohem in nist ke man nahar chi khordam ,mohem ine ke to kir khordi!!
__________________________________________moshtarake gereami : in sms serfan jahate kir kardane shoma ferestadeh shode va arzeshe digari nadarad !!!!
_________________________________________be rashtiye migan chera torka kharan? mige ma ye hamsaye tork darim ,10 sale natoonestam halish konam ke in ke dari mikoni zane mane!!!
___________________________________________salam , dishab khabetodidam ke ye sabad sa'at to dastete , ba hame yeki ye sa't dadi vali be man ke resid nim sa'at bishtar nadadi . namard chera be man nim sa't bishtar nadadi ?!!!
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1taye man , 2set daram , 3tareye shabaye man , 4eye dardaye man , 5eye aftabam ,
6sheye omram, 7 8 bar migam doset daram , 9karetam , 10met garm...!
____________________________________________jashnvareye filmhaye sexi :
1) man taraneh 15 bar dadam.
2) dokhtari ba shorte abrishami .
3) dishab lapato didam ayda .
4) abam miyad dar 8 daghigheh
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100 bar badi kardio didi samarash ra , niki che badi dasht ke yek bar nakardi
??? ((( anjomane hemayat az Niki karimi )))
_________________________________________________ey ke koonat hamcho beiti az ghazal****man peye koone to hastam az azal
ey navaye koone to choon saze ney****daghe koonat man bebinam ta be key?
_________________________________________________edareye post ye tambar ba axe kos chap mikone , aghaoon heyroon mimoonan kodom tarafo lis bezanan .!
___________________________________________________torke khodesho mizade azash miporsan chera khodeto mizani mige:taze fahmidam mane bi gheyrat az kojaye nanam dar omadam
_____________________________________________________Age kasi behet roozi 1sms zad yani be yadete. age 2ta zad 2set dare. age 3ta zad asheghete.age 4ta zad mikhadet. age 5 ta ya bishtar zad bedoon kerme sms dare

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ye eva khahareh
daman pash mikoneh o khodesho arayesh mikoneh mireh
too khiaboon bad 2 nafar bolandesh mikonan mibaran khooneh,(esmeh yeki
hasan boodeh yeki ali) bad hasan be ali mige to boro az posht bokon manam
az jolo!!!bad yekam Ali mashghool misheh bad ta hasan miad shoroo koneh
mige ALI ALI ALI yavashtarrrrrrr,az in varesh dar oomad
==================================ye khanoomeh 111 ta bacheh dashteh mian bahash mosahebe mikonan miporsan:khob khanoom shoma mishe esme bachehatoono betartib begin?? migeh:baleh,Javad,Javad,Javad,Javad,Javad,Javad.... migan ina ke hame mese hame
esmashoon mige: khob bejash familashoon fargh mikoneh!!!!!!!
=================================mahbob tarin bazihay jahan:1-2khtar bazi 2-kon goshad bazi 3-kos kalak bazi
4-lashi bazi 5-kos khol bazi 6-maman o baba bazi 7-doctor bazi 8-sms bazi
====================================ghazviniye mire dozdi 200 milion midozde zang mizane mige bacharo tahvil
bedin polaro begirin
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?FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends
are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
==============REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stand
s for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till
eternity!
==================FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but
how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go
but how U hold oN!!!
===================zerang to nisti...zerang noshabas ke azat lab migire abesham mikhori..zerang aftabs ke abesh dare konet mirizeh...zerang zanbore ke mirine tu
mikhori
===============
2khtara donbal ye pesaran ke1000ta arezoshono bar avorde kone,vali pesara
donbal 1000ta 2khtaran ke 1 arezoshono bar avorde kone
==================rashtiye mire badan sazi be zanesh mige : bebin che dinamiti shodam zanesh
mige:che fayde fitilat 2 santiy
===================nazdik sal no to khone tekoni delet maro birun nakoni...
====================boro paein
.hala boro bala
(varzesh smsi)
======================do...
..doo...doos..
.
.doose...
. dooset..doosett...doosetta=6 ta !!!
2*3=6 ta!!!
==================salam har khobi badi az man didi halal kon akhe farda mikham beram bimarestan
dariche ghalbamo amal konam ,mikham ye dariche bezaram ke faghat beroye to
baz beshe.
======================sex is like a resturant ,sometimes u get good service ,sometimes bad service
,sometimes no service & many times u have 2 be happy with self service!
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